March 14th

6:29PM // 2,410 notes

I’d take that seat!

(via veggie-burger-deactivated201201)

March 5th

12:12AM // 1 note

I will now be instantly aroused upon entering McDonald’s.

February 28th

9:45PM // 1 note

That is a wifi antenna. I wonder how good the signal will be inside my butt?

February 18th

4:18PM // 289 notes

Only $12.99?!?

(via -derp)

January 29th


In honor of my birthday (which is today).

January 21st


It even comes with a remote!

January 14th

11:25AM // 568 notes

It doesn’t say anything about cucumbers being in your butt though…

(Source: thedailywhat)

January 13th

11:33AM // 3,381 notes


Muggle Magic of the Day: Introducing the Nimbike 2000.


More like the InMyButtBike 2000.

(Source: thedailywhat)

January 12th

1:22PM // 1 note

I would love to get one of these for my bike.

(Source: possibledildos)

January 9th


At first I put these in while they were still in the bag. Afterwards, I inserted each of them individually. Some might still be stuck up there!